Oh hey, an About Me!

I guess this is something that I should have done a while ago.

I was going to start this by saying that I don’t really like to talk about myself, but that’s a complete lie. I don’t know how to talk about anything else. I am shamelessly self-involved. I’ll start with the basics:

• I’m sixteen seventeen.
• I live in Australia, and have for - god help me - just over half my life now. I don’t consider it home. 
• I’m about to finish my last year of  done with high school and have no plans for next year except sleep. Sleep for an entire twelve months. 

I go through phases of intense obsession with certain actors and shows, which doesn’t make for consistent blogging. There are some loves that never die, though, namely Doctor Who, Supernatural. There are two ships that have destroyed my life and ruined me for any kind of love of my own:

1. Doctor/Rose
2. Dean/Cas

Other fandoms I dabble in are Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Merlin, Harry Potter, Suits, Misfits, Hawaii Five-0 and Hart of Dixie (leave your judging aside, I happen to like the fact that every episode doesn’t end with me wanting to kill myself.) The HBO war fandom goes without saying. Rami Malek has ruined many lives, including my own.

Some funny stuff happens in my life sometimes, but mainly it’s sad and awkward. One of my favourite things to do is complain about this fact, and another is to knowingly watch soul-crushing things so I can cry. It’s gotten to the point that works of fiction, text and film both, are the only things that can make me cry. And food. To this day, I have cried over Pringles, steak, and a chocolate caramel cheesecake. 

I have a knack for falling in love with literally everyone I meet. A prolonged second of eye contact with a stranger on a bus and I’m already imagining the rest of our life together. There have been two Big Ones - and yes, I do capitalise that phrase, even in my head - that have left me somewhat ruined. I like to think that I am a broken person, but it’s much more likely that everyone feels the same way that I do. Sometimes I like to write about my feelings. Sometimes I like to write about the feelings of other people and sometimes I like to write porn. Often, it’s just porn. If there is one thing I believe in consistently, it’s the power of words and language. I speak French somewhat fluently, and a smattering of Spanish and Japanese on the side. 

It’s been said that I’m a funny person, but in truth I’m just a huge bitch and people think I’m joking. Here’s a little something: I am not joking. I feel intense hatred towards half the people I know and overwhelming affection for the other half - there is no inbetween. 

My favourite stage of mitosis is Telophase.