…there is nothing stopping me from buying a whole cheesecake after class today and eating it by myself in the cinema watching the maze runner 

When I was in high school and casually seeing men in their twenties I thought it said a lot about me, reinforced what I already believed re: how interesting and special I was, and now it all makes me want to scrape out my insides because I was not actually interesting or special so what the fuck were these dudes after

DO NOT MISLEAD YOUNG WOMEN INTO THINKING MEN GET BETTER

smwinchestr:

"You’re gonna go far. And I’ll be there right next to you, telling dumb jokes and embarrassing you."

appreciatelouis:

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smh at every “”“mug cake”“” recipe that has you mix everything together in BOWLS and then DIVIDE IT into mugs to COOK IT thus defeating the entire appeal of a dessert that’s supposed to leave NO MESS 

birdfuckerstyles:

harry is so close to getting an undercut i can sMELL IT

At least it’s an excuse to eat Doritos in bed all afternoon. Every cloud etc etc


posted 1 day ago with 3 notes

Like whatever, it’s no big deal, but I was really excited about getting a job at this sweet homewares place near my house and my neighbour was talking to them yesterday and basically told me I was a shoe in, so I went there this morning and when I introduced myself this woman took one look at me and told me they weren’t hiring? Even though they are? And presumably they were expecting me to show up? People are so fucking weird?

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